Saturday, June 02, 2007

Nothing Serious

How I know I've taken too many standardized tests lately:

Today was the end. The last two SAT II's in a string of AP's and SAT's.

As I finished up the first test, I spent a few seconds starting at my nicely number-2 penciled-in answer-bubbles. All of a sudden, these darkened circles, otherwise without form and void, took on shape and meaning. They converged and glided across the sickly green-colored answer sheet.

Next thing I knew, they had formed a face. It was a face I would know anywhere, one that was impossible to mistake. The webbed face and arachnidan eyes were what gave him away. It was the face of...SPIDERMAN!

Truly. It was.

I was intrigued. After all, God is sovereign, right? Everything is meaningful, right? So...perhaps there was something significant going on. I turned the answer sheet over. If I squinted at it, I seemed to be able to make out the number 1325 formed by my neatly filled in circles.

1325! "Maybe some earth-shifting even took place in 1325!" I thought. "Maybe some distant being has opened up a time-space portal and is trying to communicate with me across the centuries! When I get home, I'm going to have to google this number and find out what's going on."

Well, I did google it. As it turns out, 1325 was not a particularly amazing year. Alfonso IV did become the King of Portugal, and a French philosopher, with whom I am not familiar, was born. A saint of the Sufi sect of the Islamic religion died, as well. Other than that...the Delhi Sultanate experienced a bit of a change in political leadership. And that's about it for 1325.

Oh well. At least I tried.

I must say, though - I'm glad that chapter of my life ended before I became too much like John Nash, from A Beautiful Mind.

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I tried, and failed, to link the above to something serious. It's ok, though. I'll use it as a not-s0-subtle segue into my recent thoughts about desires, rewards, and challenges.

4 comments:

The Magical Storyteller said...

Maybe you are supposed to take a flux capacitor and make something significant happen in 1325.

Nice top banner.

Soli Deo Gloria,

Zach Ivins

Nathan Straub said...

What if it meant 1325 BC? That's when King Tut died.

Grotius said...

*chuckles* You have a rich personality, Karen - I'm glad you're blogging again.

The Magical Storyteller said...

That's it! You are supposed to stop King Tut from dying!

SDG,

Zach